Welcome to

D.A.M.N.

Mothers Against Driving Naked

Yes, we realize our acronym ought to be M.A.D.N.

We apologize our founder was dyslexic!
Each time you use the tell a friend button on the bottom of this page 10 cents will be donated to D.A.M.N. 
THANK YOU!

Spread the word we must stop nude driving before it starts!

While you're here please feel free to ignore the cop! 
If you must ignore a cop it is safer and cheaper to cuss this cop
than one who eats donuts and has bad breath!
D.A.M.N. was founded by a sweet little old lady who was a mother of three children. She suffered from dyslexia as you can tell by the acronym she chose for Mothers Against Driving Naked (D.A.M.N.) but she was a sweet little unforgettable woman. We wish we could remember her name but we've forgotten her name.

But we can't forget her. We can't forget her D.A.M.N. vision, her D.A.M.N. mission which all began with a dream. We just do not recall her damn name.

Yes, one night she dreamed her child was out driving naked. To our knowledge no child has ever driven naked. But she felt if it was a dream it could come true so she formed D.A.M.N. and the rest is history, whether we like it or not.

We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused you. Please go about your business as if you never heard of us. We are not actively seeking new members and we do not want your donations.
While you are here PLEASE
take a moment to enjoy swearing at the cop!

PLEASE
Click the 
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button!

You can cuss a police officer
when pigs fly but till then you can enjoy cussing this cop! >>>>>

NOW CUSS THE COP!

Don't hold back let the PIG have it. Unload your frustrations on this slob!

WARNING: Do not try this form of stress relief with a real live PIG!

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